“Sinéad O'Connor” - Everyone and their mother since I’ve shaved my head

“Soap, Soapie, Soapita, Styler, S’Joan, Sophie-Little-Guy-ler” - My buddies

“That one neighbor who NEVER stops signing (please shut up” - The people who live above me

Sophie Joan Tyler, or SJT:

actor, singer, writer, psycho b*tch.